The indestructible brick — week-long battery, survives drops that shatter flagships.
Expected lifespan20+ yrs
Typical price$60
Warranty~20+ yrs
The 3310 became a meme for a reason: a replaceable battery, a scratch-resistant screen, and a polycarbonate body that shrugs off falls. It won't run apps, but as a durable backup or emergency phone it's unmatched.